1) Jacob Zuma "I didn't do it"
2) ANC NEC "We always said Zuma was guilty"
3) "We understand that redress is a tough process, and we're happy to have our lives disrupted in order to achieve it" by White South Africans
4) "We've never claimed to know it all" by Black Twitter
5) "We respect our women, and would never hurt them" by All Men
6) How to keep a girlfriend by Kabelo Mollo
7) "All our business dealings are above board" by the Guptas
8) "We're serious about transformation" by Big Business South Africa. Foreword written by South African Rugby
9) "We are particularly reasonable" by Security Guards
10) "It's not that I hate Jacob Zuma" by Julius Malema
